Joel, This One's For You--Dawg.

ME AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND KISSED! OMG, WTF, WWJD. Yes, you heard me... the last thing? It means What Would Jesus Do. What would he do in this situation? He wouldn't lie. Therefore, I will not lie-- we didn't kiss. But, I got you super duper excited, didn't I? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Ok, so here's the deal--Joel got super upset with me yesterday for my lack of new posts. So, I'm pretending (once again) that I've got a life to tell you all about. First things first--me and hot tub boy? Totally didn't happen. Yeah, we cuddled. Yeah, he tried kissing me (I hit him in the face with a pillow to prevent it...). Yeah, we're attracted to each other. But NO, there was NO chemistry! None. Nada. Zippo. Zilch. Therefore, that era of my life had to come to an end. Sad, but true. Oh so true.

So what does this mean for my current/future love life? Well, here's the deal. There's this kid from my ward last year who I used to call my boyfriend. Why? Because he was the cutest guy in the ward... so when i referred to him, I'd just say he was my "boyfriend". That way, all of my roommates knew exactly who I was talking about. However, as all good things must eventually end... our fake relationship had to end as well. I soon began to refer to him as my "ex-boyfriend."

I bet you're all wondering what that had to do with anything. WELL, me and him have started hanging out! Crazy? Yes. But rather exciting. I'm not sure what I want out of the whole thing yet... but I'll tell you this... I wouldn't be surprised if something DID happen. :)

Ok, thirdly on my love list of boys-ness. I went to an 80's dance party last Saturday and met an EXTREMELY attractive guy. MmmHmmm. We'll refer to him as 80's boy from here on out. Well, he actually just called me maybe an hour ago and asked me to go on a DATE with him. Unfortunately, I had to decline do to previous engagements (SECONDHAND SERENADE CONCERT THAT I WOULDN'T MISS FOR THE WORLD!!!) So anyways, he said he's going to give me a call later this week so we can work something out. I guess we'll see what happens with 80's boy...

Other candidates for the reward of my heart? Well, really only one other... but he's pretty far out there. We'll call him army boy. He constantly has wanted to hang out for the past 6 months. It never seems to work out. We'll leave it at that...

So there you have it, Joel. The update of my love life, lack thereof, or better yet the true desires and intentions of my heart.

(****Slight disclaimer... I'm still head over heels for Colton... I don't want any of you getting the wrong ideas about my intentions with any of these worthy contestants....)